15 Tweets That Made Us Even More Obsessed With Candice DeLong
If there's one thing Profiler Candice DeLong can do, it's spot a killer.
Here are 15 times Candice DeLong of ‘Deadly Women’ summed up our lives perfectly.
1. It always seems like a great idea at first...
Me after cutting my own bangs: pic.twitter.com/yfhmIK2uup
— Investigation Discovery (@DiscoveryID) July 15, 2021
2. The answer is always yes.
When you ask your bestie if they want to watch the new episode of #DeadlyWomen with you: pic.twitter.com/wp3DnkhCf1
— Investigation Discovery (@DiscoveryID) July 8, 2021
3. Candice understands the assignment.
Everything we learned about relationships, we learned from Candice DeLong 💅
— Investigation Discovery (@DiscoveryID) August 19, 2021
Need to catch up on #DeadlyWomen? New episodes are available every Thursday on #discoveryplus ➡️ https://t.co/Tp45CNi5K8 pic.twitter.com/zSRCLeN205
4. Every time, without fail.
When you say you're just going to watch one more episode but it turns into at least 5 more 😬
— Investigation Discovery (@DiscoveryID) June 30, 2021
Watch every Deadly Women episode ever on #discoveryplus ➡️ https://t.co/4adhtFBrnO pic.twitter.com/ed0F21tkXH
5. Some crimes just can't be forgiven.
Me @ my friends who think ham and pineapple go on pizza pic.twitter.com/6ihFrKBUdP
— Investigation Discovery (@DiscoveryID) June 26, 2021
6. Sorry, just one more episode. We promise.
When you notice your partner has been watching a lot of Deadly Women lately: pic.twitter.com/p4FDzrp3hT
— Investigation Discovery (@DiscoveryID) June 24, 2021
7. Read between the lines.
When your partner says "I'm fine." pic.twitter.com/hazW3RH3P0
— Investigation Discovery (@DiscoveryID) June 22, 2021
8. There's no better feeling than when a new episode drops.
Who’s ready to watch the new #DeadlyWomen tonight? pic.twitter.com/x9LUDzWmtg
— Investigation Discovery (@DiscoveryID) August 26, 2021
9. Sounds like a date.
Your spouse after you tell them you just want to stay home and watch #truecrime documentaries all weekend: pic.twitter.com/qLRxVWLZgk
— Investigation Discovery (@DiscoveryID) May 28, 2021
10. Their loss!
My ex's new partner 😶 #DeadlyWomen pic.twitter.com/ZWr2rcfNQC
— Investigation Discovery (@DiscoveryID) June 20, 2021
11. Start from Season 1 on discovery+ and thank us later.
When someone says they've never seen #DeadlyWomen 🤨 pic.twitter.com/rzvOFJN0yo
— Investigation Discovery (@DiscoveryID) May 20, 2021
12. Too much true crime? We don't know her.
When someone tries to say you've been watching too much true crime: pic.twitter.com/Lom2kuULT3
— Investigation Discovery (@DiscoveryID) April 1, 2021
13. We can only dream.
When you finally realize you'll never be as fabulous as Candice DeLong 😶
— Investigation Discovery (@DiscoveryID) July 16, 2020
Happy Birthday to our favorite profiler! 🎉 pic.twitter.com/vmArwOtY17
14. It's called multi-tasking... just without the tasks.
Them: You're not just going to watch true crime documentaries and ignore your responsibilities all weekend, are you?
— Investigation Discovery (@DiscoveryID) March 5, 2021
Me: pic.twitter.com/nW7ASc7QWc
15. I can offer moral support instead.
When I told a friend I'd help with their move pic.twitter.com/UxEqSc3LOv
— Investigation Discovery (@DiscoveryID) August 3, 2021
Stream full episodes of Deadly Women now on discovery+.
