Could you be married to a mobster?

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Take the 'I Married A Mobster Quiz', written by our very own mob wife, Love Majewski.

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Question 1 of 10

Your husband takes you to dinner, where do you sit?

at the farthest table in the back of the restaurant
closet to the door
with your back to the door
with his back to the door

... Correct: with your back to the door

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Question 2 of 10

You're strolling hand and hand with your husbad down the steet, where do you walk?

sidewalk with your husband towards the street and you on the inside
you on the outside facing the street for all to see
two steps behind your husband
as far away from your husband as possible

... Correct: sidewalk with your husband towards the street and you on the inside

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Question 3 of 10

The safe in your home is referred to as the "gift box" because all it needs is a bow and it's the perfect present for a burglar and one stop shopping? So where do you keep your jewelry and money?

inside the celing panels
inside the stereo speakers
in your freezer
all of the above

... Correct: all of the above

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Question 4 of 10

What would $50,000 - $100,000 bundled in a rubber band be called?

moolah
luck charms
parsley
a brick

... Correct: a brick

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Question 5 of 10

What would your husband always ask you to carry in your purse?

Kleenex
chapstick
his brick
a hairbrush

... Correct: his brick

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Question 6 of 10

What would your husband never ask you to carry in your purse?

chicken parmigiana
cheese grater
toy pomeranian
tool, heat, gun, aka his piece

... Correct: tool, heat, gun, aka his piece

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Question 7 of 10

Your husband doesn't come home from a night out, who do you call first?

his family
his friends
his lawyer
the hospitals

... Correct: his lawyer

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Question 8 of 10

Your husband says we gotta skip, where are you going?

on vacation
to rob a bank
the library
on the lam

... Correct: on the lam

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Question 9 of 10

You suspect your husband is having an affair. Who is he seeing?

his dentist
his accountant
his goomada
mistress

... Correct: his goomada

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Question 10 of 10

The police come to your door, what do you ask them for?

papers (a.k.a subpoenas, arrest warrants or search warrants)
an ice pack
if you can leave
badges & ID

... Correct: papers (a.k.a subpoenas, arrest warrants or search warrants)

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