Drunk Man Tazed By Police After He's Caught Having Sex With A Car

Ryan Malek, 24, pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior after police caught him copulating with a parked car.

October 15, 2018

Rear view of a Ferrari F430 [Flickr / Greg Chiasson]

Rear view of a Ferrari F430 [Flickr / Greg Chiasson]

By: Catherine Townsend

NEWTON, KS — A Kansas man who was intoxicated when police caught him having an autoerotic encounter with a car’s tailpipe has been sentenced to probation.

Ryan Malek, 24, recently pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior that was filed in Municipal Court in Newton.

As a result of the plea, Malek will avoid jail time.

Malek was intoxicated On May 1, 2018, when he attempted to penetrate the tailpipe of a parked vehicle, according to a criminal complaint obtained by The Smoking Gun.

Malek was accused of exposing himself with the intent to "arouse or gratify the sexual desires of oneself or another.”

Police responded to a 911 call and found an “oblivious” Malek seeking to place his penis into the pipe.

Police repeatedly ordered him to stop — and when he failed to comply, an officer tased him.

Malek, who has been arrested in the past for aggravated assault and drug possession, was then taken to a local hospital.

According to police, tests showed that his blood-alcohol level was around four times the legal limit.

Read more: The Smoking Gun

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